| Since the demise of foxhunting and ‘hunting with dogs’ in the countryside, there are thousands of dispossessed toffs wandering around with nothing to do. To compensate we offer here suggestions for the new shape of country activities - Impromptu farm concerts.
I was in the garden playing a guitar which had attracted the attention
of a small bird. It positioned itself overhead in the willow tree and
proceeded to drop caterpillars from the leaves onto my head - feeding me
as a reward for the music. It made me wonder how much wild or farm animals
might like music.
The photographs here evidence an impromptu harmonica concert given to a
field of bullocks.
I played ‘No Place Like Home’ to the lead bullock, who warmed
up gradually and called his mates over for a gander. I positioned myself
safely in the hedgerow, well out of reach in case they should mob me in
their fervour for the music. Slowly the moshing pit formed as they edged
in to listen.
They nodded along to ‘Frere Jacques’, keeping
surprisingly accurate tempo with their tails. It was not until I played ‘Going
to Alabama with a banjo on my knee’ that a couple of them started
dancing, doing a little shimmy with their front hooves that was very
similar to the dance Hank Marvin and the Shadows used to do.
With ‘As the Saints Come Marching On’, one of them peeled out
for a little canter round the field. Yes it was getting hot and the
temperature was rising. These wonderful bovines were so appreciative of
music and gave me a bigger audience and better reception than I received
in the village.
When I played a ‘Blues Train Coming’ piece a couple of them
started mooing, providing startling animal lyrics in accompaniment. I played some music from a 'Simply Red' song and they rushed forwards aggressively, pawing the ground.
Farm animals really enjoy music and even if you play the simplest
instrument you will find an appreciative and uncritical audience with
sheep, cows, bullocks or horses. Just remember to position yourself
carefully out of reach or you may get mobbed.
Flushed with success I performed the set again by the pond on the way home and attracted a crowd of what must have been 100,000 gnats who swirled in time, particularly liking the D#, so much so that they flew into the harmonica, blocking the notes.
No responsibility for any injuries incurred by anyone undertaking this
activity are accepted by this author.
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